Assembling..... Please Wait.... Until it comes out on DVD....

Humph. Yeas, you read right. I am not seeing the Avenger movie in theaters. I actually knew that before the reviews came out, because of the cussing & other nasty elements. But still, I hoped. I hoped that it would be as clean as Captain America was. But I hoped in vain. Humphry. 

 On a lighter note, here is a part of an Avengers review from pluggedin.com. It is quite comical.

"Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.{I already knew that}

Take Loki, pale-faced exile from the far-away world of Asgard.{Senses not-good-ness} If you saw him walking down the sidewalk with his horned helmet and glowing spear of doom, chances are you'd nudge your neighbor and say, "He looks like trouble."{duh}And that's if you are safely tucked away in café booth where he can't see you. If you're walking toward him, you might cross (quickly) to the other side of the street.{uh, again, duh}

Now, we all know jumping to these sorts of conclusions isn't entirely fair.{who cares, he's evil} There are plenty of reasonable explanations as to why someone might wear horned headgear and brandish dangerous weaponry{Like what?}. Perhaps he's attending a costume party{Yeah right}. Perhaps he's an accountant who just wants to liven things up at the office{Really?}. Perhaps he's a rich, ageless, eccentric Viking who's been looking for his longboat the last 1,200 years.{Uhhh, right}

But this is Loki we're talking about. Even when we saw him last, in 2011's Thor, the dude was up to no good. And if anything, he's just torqued up the crazy since then.{Times like, one thousand million trillion!}

His first act as an Earth tourist is to kill a whole bunch of people and destroy a massive government complex.{Quite an accomplishment there, Loki} And when one brave soul tries to tell him that we earthlings don't want to quarrel,{poor soul} Loki says, "An ant has no quarrel with a boot."{Joy}  Clearly, the guy could stand to read a self-help book or something.{Or sixty} Maybe Proactive Leadership 101 or Making Friends for Dummies.

Loki's not here to make friends, though.{That's a major understatement} He's here to humiliate his brother, Thor, crush our small planet under his iron heel and cause as much pain and suffering as he can{sounds fun}—just 'cause he's that type of guy. And to help him do it, he's bringing along an extraterrestrial army.{Now, we had to get aliens in here sometime, didn't we?}

It looks like we don't stand a chance. Why, even a superhero couldn't deal with this sort of threat.

Well, maybe not one. But how about six?" 

I find that highly amusing:) I just hope Loki doesn't kill any of the Avengers. He'd better not.

 Here is more of the review:

Black Widow tells Captain America that Thor and Loki are "basically gods."

Even so, Cap adds another addendum. "There's only one God," he tells her, "and I'm pretty sure He doesn't dress like that." 

Don't you want to just hug Stevie for that comment? Well, I did.

                                                                  ~Willow~