Tag....The Hobbit

 The lovely Miss Anna Storyteller {yes, I need the "last name thing" to help me remember} tagged my for this fun tag thingie. She did LOTR, but to do something different I'm doing the Hobbit. Hope you enjoy ;)

1. If the main villain of your favorite book/movie/TV series showed up on your front doorstep, what would you do? (Explain who it is first...)

 

Zee Hobbit. OHMYGOODNESSGRIEVOUS!! It's AZOG THE DEFILER!! I'm running for cover! 

2. Now supposing the heroes opposite this villain showed up just after your exchange. What would you do then?

 

Would someone kill that Gunabarg orc please! Thank you! Than lots of hugging short dwarves-who-are-at-least-a-head-shorter-than-you. 

 3. So...moving on, the heroes defeat the villain (with some help from you, of course-whatever it may be. ;) But the next day, you're just walking along, minding your own business, when you suddenly come across the same villain...who is now lying in the dust severely wounded and unconscious. What do you do?  

 

Poke him with your toe and then call the dwarves back up and tell them to come collect their orc. Then maybe mentally debate if I should help him.
 

4. Now his minions show up and kidnap both you and him and take you to their universe (or version of your universe, whatever it happens to be.) Your reaction? 
 

I am ecstatic! But I wouldn't be pleased to be stuck with the nasty orcs, but happy to be in Middle-earth anyway.

 

5. Your fantastic heroes have arrived to rescue you-but now you're faced with a choice. The villain, out of gratitude for your earlier help, (assuming you actually did help him when he was wounded) has offered you a chance to travel back to your own universe. However, the heroes warn you not to trust him. The only other way for you to get back home is to travel with the heroes on a long and dangerous journey... and there's no guarantee that you'll survive.
What. Do. You. Do. 

Ahem, I didn't really help him, but whatev. I'm going with the dwarves, hands-down. Never trust and orc.

By the way, I think I might do this again, Sherlock style. It's way too tempting. Or D might. Or Les Miserables even, maybe. Hmmm...

Okay, here's who I "tag":

Darrion @ Sincerely Darrion

Piano Bookworm @ Piano's Stories

Thanks again Anna!

-Catch ya later-

~Willow